“North East South West” – Japandroids

76 hours*
2200 kms of lonely road*
389 undercarriage scraping frost heaves*
4 towns
0 emergency fuel situations
8 litres of windshield washer fluid
960 minutes of sleep
660 seconds of actual darkness*
742,000,000,265 biting insects*
4 litres of DEET
1 black bear
2 orders of lingcod
9 serious cases of houseboat envy*
4 instances of legit shack envy*
1 solid campfire
8 pints of local brew*
36 bison*
1 hike into the barrenlands
3 sets of waterfalls
4 never-ending sunsets
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adds up to 1 perfect road trip

*figures approximate but probably fairly accurate